{"title":"Tragic Retrograde","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-spice-of-life-soap","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Spice of Life Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpice of Life Soap Bar - Dark roast. Dark vibes. Delightfully spiced\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pumpkin spice latte–inspired soap bar serves autumn attitude with a frothy gothic twist. Creamy, cosy notes swirl through a bar that looks like your favourite retro café indulgence -complete with a vintage coffeehouse aesthetic. Warm, comforting, and a little wicked, Spice of Life adds a dash of fall magic to your daily ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42755564077117,"sku":"TG-SPL","price":9.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-spice-of-life-soap-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1764549717"},{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-spite","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Spite","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpite Washing Crystals - Stay fresh. Stay bitter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by vintage soda fizz and ‘50s diner spitefulness, these washing crystals bring a punchy lemon meringue scent that cleanses your clothes and your mood. Spite is sharp, sweet, and good enough that you might want to eat it (please don't). One scoop and your laundry smells like lemon clouds floating over a gothic soda fountain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42755568140349,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-spite-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1764549718"},{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-spooky-loops","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Spooky Loops","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky Loops - Wax Melts - Breakfast just got boo-tiful.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep into a haunted breakfast nook where neon diner glow meets Saturday-morning cereal nostalgia. Spooky Loops wax melts burst with a fruity, sugar-swirled aroma that smells like a ghost stole your childhood cereal bowl - and left the milk behind. Poured with bright retro colours and wrapped in pin-up cereal-box glamour, these melts turn any room into a supernatural snack bar.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42755569287229,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-spooky-loops-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1764549721"},{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal-toys","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Unhappy Meal 'Toys'","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Tragic Unhappy Meals all come with a specially designed and handmade 'Toy\". These are XXL versions of our travel roller perfumes, strongly scented \u0026amp; good enough to eat, in 5 different varieties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe know the pain of purchasing an item, hoping for that \u003cem\u003eone \u003c\/em\u003especific fragrance, so we made up extras of each. This way, instead of buying multiple meals trying to hit the one you want most, you can nab it here - and if you grab any here separately, we will do our very best to make sure your Unhappy Meal contains a different variety than any you have purchased here separately. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGruesome Grape:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bold, juicy grape scent with retro candy energy and a ghostly twist. Like a grape soda spilled in a haunted diner booth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrybaby Cola:\u003c\/strong\u003e A candy-cola hit that sparkles with retro diner energy and emo-kid charm. Sweet, fizzy, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLamington Lament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft cocoa, fluffy sponge, and coconut flakes… all with a sorrowful twist. A nostalgic Aussie treat gone delightfully dark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky Loops: \u003c\/strong\u003eYour favourite haunted breakfast scent—now portable and extra potent. Sweet, fruity, and freakishly fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWoeful Waffles: \u003c\/strong\u003eWarm, buttery waffle notes dripping with sweet sadness. Perfect for breakfast lovers with beautifully gloomy souls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Gruesome Grape","offer_id":42756808179773,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crybaby Cola","offer_id":42756808212541,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lamington Lament","offer_id":42756808245309,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spooky Loops","offer_id":42756808278077,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Woeful Waffles","offer_id":42756808310845,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal-toys-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1780533548"},{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Unhappy Meal","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnhappy Meal \u003c\/strong\u003e- Order up... despair never tasted so good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA twisted take on a retro fast-food classic - every item is served with a wink, a grimace, and a whole lot of fragrance. Each meal comes in a black Unhappy Meal box - with puzzles and games on the back, of course! and contains: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur tantalising menu (and ingredients)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButcher's Block Burger - A dish best served HOT,  this XL wax melt releases a deep, seductive forbidden cherry aroma. It’s equal parts diner horror special and luxury fragrance moment. Which part of the butcher will you get?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent Dies (Fries) - Packaged in a retro fry box for maximum nostalgia, these mini soaps look like fries but smell like a ripe, sultry tropical perfume. Scent Dies turns washing your skin into a fast-food fever dream - bright, fruity, and deliciously doomed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMalt Madness - Your moody milkshake for silky skin. This rich body milk is scented with a dreamy blend of milky cream, caramel \u0026amp; sweet fruit that wraps you in a nostalgic malt-shop sweetness with a deliciously melancholic edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Tragic Unhappy Meals all come with a specially designed and handmade 'Toy\". These are XXL versions of our travel roller perfumes, strongly scented \u0026amp; good enough to eat, you will receive one at random, from our five different varieties. (Don't despair if you just \u003cem\u003eneed \u003c\/em\u003ea certain scent - you can purchase extras here if you are fast enough!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGruesome Grape:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bold, juicy grape scent with retro candy energy and a ghostly twist. Like a grape soda spilled in a haunted diner booth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrybaby Cola:\u003c\/strong\u003e A candy-cola hit that sparkles with retro diner energy and emo-kid charm. Sweet, fizzy, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLamington Lament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft cocoa, fluffy sponge, and coconut flakes… all with a sorrowful twist. A nostalgic Aussie treat gone delightfully dark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky Loops: \u003c\/strong\u003eYour favourite haunted breakfast scent—now portable and extra potent. Sweet, fruity, and freakishly fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWoeful Waffles: \u003c\/strong\u003eWarm, buttery waffle notes dripping with sweet sadness. Perfect for breakfast lovers with beautifully gloomy souls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42755585998909,"sku":null,"price":44.44,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1764549726"},{"product_id":"snow-bunny-jiggly-jelly-soap","title":"Snow Bunny | Jiggly Jelly Soap!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSnow Bunny Jelly Soap! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super cute soaps not only look cute AF and wiggle like a jelly cup, but if you can bring yourself to break a lil piece of him off, they work as a beautifully scented, moisturising cleansing hand wash. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScented in a delicious mix of poppy and citrus. Leaving your skin soft and smelling beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43065682624573,"sku":"3401.11","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/snow-bunny-jiggly-jelly-soap-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1774658619"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.tragicbeautiful.com\/en-us\/collections\/tragic-retrograde.oembed","provider":"Tragic Beautiful","version":"1.0","type":"link"}