{"product_id":"tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal","title":"Tragic Retrograde | Unhappy Meal","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTragic Retrograde\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea thing\u003c\/em\u003e.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnhappy Meal \u003c\/strong\u003e- Order up... despair never tasted so good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA twisted take on a retro fast-food classic - every item is served with a wink, a grimace, and a whole lot of fragrance. Each meal comes in a black Unhappy Meal box - with puzzles and games on the back, of course! and contains: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur tantalising menu (and ingredients)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButcher's Block Burger - A dish best served HOT,  this XL wax melt releases a deep, seductive forbidden cherry aroma. It’s equal parts diner horror special and luxury fragrance moment. Which part of the butcher will you get?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent Dies (Fries) - Packaged in a retro fry box for maximum nostalgia, these mini soaps look like fries but smell like a ripe, sultry tropical perfume. Scent Dies turns washing your skin into a fast-food fever dream - bright, fruity, and deliciously doomed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMalt Madness - Your moody milkshake for silky skin. This rich body milk is scented with a dreamy blend of milky cream, caramel \u0026amp; sweet fruit that wraps you in a nostalgic malt-shop sweetness with a deliciously melancholic edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Tragic Unhappy Meals all come with a specially designed and handmade 'Toy\". These are XXL versions of our travel roller perfumes, strongly scented \u0026amp; good enough to eat, you will receive one at random, from our five different varieties. (Don't despair if you just \u003cem\u003eneed \u003c\/em\u003ea certain scent - you can purchase extras here if you are fast enough!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGruesome Grape:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bold, juicy grape scent with retro candy energy and a ghostly twist. Like a grape soda spilled in a haunted diner booth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrybaby Cola:\u003c\/strong\u003e A candy-cola hit that sparkles with retro diner energy and emo-kid charm. Sweet, fizzy, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLamington Lament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft cocoa, fluffy sponge, and coconut flakes… all with a sorrowful twist. A nostalgic Aussie treat gone delightfully dark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky Loops: \u003c\/strong\u003eYour favourite haunted breakfast scent—now portable and extra potent. Sweet, fruity, and freakishly fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWoeful Waffles: \u003c\/strong\u003eWarm, buttery waffle notes dripping with sweet sadness. Perfect for breakfast lovers with beautifully gloomy souls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are \u003c\/span\u003evegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tragic Retrograde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42755585998909,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/0023\/5325\/files\/tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal-tragic-retrograde.webp?v=1764549726","url":"https:\/\/www.tragicbeautiful.com\/en-us\/products\/tragic-retrograde-unhappy-meal","provider":"Tragic Beautiful","version":"1.0","type":"link"}