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Large Crystal Dick-Crystals-Tragic Beautiful
Large Crystal Dick-Crystals-Tragic Beautiful
Large Crystal Dick-Crystals-Tragic Beautiful
Large Crystal Dick-Crystals-Tragic Beautiful

Crystals

Large Crystal Dick

$44.95
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Large Crystal Dick

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Meadowbrook Warehouse

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63-69 Meakin Road
Unit 2, Lot 1. (Middle black warehouse facing the road.)
Meadowbrook QLD 4131
Australia

+611300033670
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Dick. Cock. Penis - whatever you call it, these handmade jasper carvings are definitely giving big dick energy!

Starting from the ancient Romans to the modern day, the phallus shape is seen as a symbol of power, strength, and fertility. These crystal penises can be great additions to your collection. Some popular intentions include promoting sexual healing, balancing masculine energy, and manifesting your dream soul-mate.

These beautifully carved large penis crystals feature intricately carved details that make for a unique manifestation tool. Your dick will be intuitively picked from our stock in one of two sizes.

  • Medium crystals are around 10cm long and weigh approx. 200-300gm.
  • Large crystals are approx. 12-14cm long and weigh 340-410gm.
  • All are at least 5cm wide at base.

Please note: These crystals are for decorative purposes and we do not advise using them ummm internally as crystals are porous and it would not be hygienic or safe. Or I guess at least use a rubber if you must!

All orders placed before 1pm AEST will be shipped out the same day.

AUS & NZ: FREE shipping when you spend over $99

We ship worldwide. Fully Trackable. Express available.

For our full shipping information please see here.

We want you to love your new purchase! If for any reason you aren’t happy we make it easy to return your item to us.

We accept most items back for an exchange or store credit up to 30 days after you have received them.

For more information about our returns & exchanges, please see here.

Items marked as 'final sale' are unable to be returned for an exchange or credit.

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Easy 30 Day Returns


We accept returns within 30 days of your order being shipped to you. We are happy to accept most full priced items back for a refund*, store credit or exchange within 30 days of purchase.


  • *Pre-order items (including shoes), items from discounted orders and sale items are not eligible for a refund and can be returned for an exchange or store credit. Only full priced, non discounted orders are eligible for a refund. 
  • Returns must be lodged through our return portal. If you do not select to use a prepaid label through the portal, please include a note that specifies: full name, order number and/or return number.
    Any returns received outside our portal will be processed as a store credit.
  • Items must be in original condition. No tears, marks, scuffs, animal fur, makeup, or cigarette smells. Shoes must be in original boxes with all packaging. Do not ruin shoe boxes by taping labels to them. We reserve the right to charge a box fee in this instance of $10.00. 
  • International orders of shoes can receive a credit or refund. If you wish to exchange please place an order for the new size and then return the original pair of shoes for a refund. If your order was not eligible for a refund, only credit, we will still refund upon receiving your return if you have purchased an alternate size of that item. Simply order the new size, open a return of a credit, and add a note in with your return stating you have reordered with the new order number included.
  • Items must be returned in as new condition fit for resale.
  • Makeup, intimates, some underwear, piercing jewellery, swimwear, herbs, hair dye or beauty products cannot be returned for health and hygiene reasons.
  • Final Sale Items cannot be returned. These items are clearly labelled on the product page in red lettering so you know you are about to grab an amazing bargain, but you will need to choose carefully!
  • If you have a problem with an item we will always work with you to resolve it fairly. Please read the section below "I got my order and something's wrong". When you have a major problem with a product, you have the right to ask for your choice of a replacement, store credit, or refund.

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Jane Harris
Large crystal dick

Luv it we have had a few laughs in the household over it pretty cool