Tragic Retrograde | Spite
Tragic Retrograde | Spite

Tragic Retrograde

Tragic Retrograde | Spite

$19.95

Or 4 payments of $4.99 with Afterpay

Earn 19 Tragic Tokens

Welcome to Tragic Retrograde - something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming a thing.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.

Spite Washing Crystals - Stay fresh. Stay bitter.

Inspired by vintage soda fizz and ‘50s diner spitefulness, these washing crystals bring a punchy lemon meringue scent that cleanses your clothes and your mood. Spite is sharp, sweet, and good enough that you might want to eat it (please don't). One scoop and your laundry smells like lemon clouds floating over a gothic soda fountain.

All our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are vegan and cruelty-free.

Handmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.

We aim to ship all orders within 24 hours unless they contain a preorder or custom item.

AUS & NZ: FREE shipping when you spend over $99

We ship worldwide. Fully Trackable. Express available.

For our full shipping information, please see here.

We want you to love your new purchase! If for any reason you aren’t happy we make it easy to return your item to us.

We accept most items back for an exchange or store credit up to 30 days after you have received them.

For more information about our returns & exchanges, please see here.

Items marked as 'final sale' are unable to be returned for an exchange or credit.

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Easy 30 Day Returns


We accept returns within 30 days of your order being shipped to you. We are happy to accept most full priced items back for a refund*, store credit or exchange within 30 days of purchase.


  • *Pre-order items (including shoes), items from discounted orders and sale items are not eligible for a refund and can be returned for an exchange or store credit. Only full priced, non discounted orders are eligible for a refund. 
  • Returns must be lodged through our return portal. If you do not select to use a prepaid label through the portal, please include a note that specifies: full name, order number and/or return number.
    Any returns received outside our portal will be processed as a store credit.
  • Items must be in original condition. No tears, marks, scuffs, animal fur, makeup, or cigarette smells. Shoes must be in original boxes with all packaging. Do not ruin shoe boxes by taping labels to them. We reserve the right to charge a box fee in this instance of $10.00. 
  • International orders of shoes can receive a credit or refund. If you wish to exchange please place an order for the new size and then return the original pair of shoes for a refund. If your order was not eligible for a refund, only credit, we will still refund upon receiving your return if you have purchased an alternate size of that item. Simply order the new size, open a return of a credit, and add a note in with your return stating you have reordered with the new order number included.
  • Items must be returned in as new condition fit for resale.
  • Makeup, intimates, some underwear, piercing jewellery, swimwear, herbs, hair dye or beauty products cannot be returned for health and hygiene reasons.
  • Final Sale Items cannot be returned. These items are clearly labelled on the product page in red lettering so you know you are about to grab an amazing bargain, but you will need to choose carefully!
  • If you have a problem with an item we will always work with you to resolve it fairly. Please read the section below "I got my order and something's wrong". When you have a major problem with a product, you have the right to ask for your choice of a replacement, store credit, or refund.

Easy 30 Day Returns

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