Tragic Retrograde | Unhappy Meal 'Toys'

Tragic Retrograde

Tragic Retrograde | Unhappy Meal 'Toys'

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Welcome to Tragic Retrograde - something that started as a fun idea and ended up becoming a thing.  We enjoyed creating such a fun range of products. They had to have retro origins - but with a decent pinch of that special Tragic spice.

Our Tragic Unhappy Meals all come with a specially designed and handmade 'Toy". These are XXL versions of our travel roller perfumes, strongly scented & good enough to eat, in 5 different varieties.

We know the pain of purchasing an item, hoping for that one specific fragrance, so we made up extras of each. This way, instead of buying multiple meals trying to hit the one you want most, you can nab it here - and if you grab any here separately, we will do our very best to make sure your Unhappy Meal contains a different variety than any you have purchased here separately. 

  • Gruesome Grape: A bold, juicy grape scent with retro candy energy and a ghostly twist. Like a grape soda spilled in a haunted diner booth.
  • Crybaby Cola: A candy-cola hit that sparkles with retro diner energy and emo-kid charm. Sweet, fizzy, and impossible to forget.
  • Lamington Lament: Soft cocoa, fluffy sponge, and coconut flakes… all with a sorrowful twist. A nostalgic Aussie treat gone delightfully dark.
  • Spooky Loops: Your favourite haunted breakfast scent—now portable and extra potent. Sweet, fruity, and freakishly fun.
  • Woeful Waffles: Warm, buttery waffle notes dripping with sweet sadness. Perfect for breakfast lovers with beautifully gloomy souls.

All our products are locally made from the best ethically sourced ingredients, and the scent is dialled up to max volume! They are vegan and cruelty-free.

Handmade with love in Brisbane, Australia.

We aim to ship all orders within 24 hours unless they contain a preorder or custom item.

AUS & NZ: FREE shipping when you spend over $99

We ship worldwide. Fully Trackable. Express available.

For our full shipping information, please see here.

We want you to love your new purchase! If for any reason you aren’t happy we make it easy to return your item to us.

We accept most items back for an exchange or store credit up to 30 days after you have received them.

For more information about our returns & exchanges, please see here.

Items marked as 'final sale' are unable to be returned for an exchange or credit.

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Easy 30 Day Returns


We accept returns within 30 days of your order being shipped to you. We are happy to accept most full priced items back for a refund*, store credit or exchange within 30 days of purchase.


  • *Pre-order items (including shoes), items from discounted orders and sale items are not eligible for a refund and can be returned for an exchange or store credit. Only full priced, non discounted orders are eligible for a refund. 
  • Returns must be lodged through our return portal. If you do not select to use a prepaid label through the portal, please include a note that specifies: full name, order number and/or return number.
    Any returns received outside our portal will be processed as a store credit.
  • Items must be in original condition. No tears, marks, scuffs, animal fur, makeup, or cigarette smells. Shoes must be in original boxes with all packaging. Do not ruin shoe boxes by taping labels to them. We reserve the right to charge a box fee in this instance of $10.00. 
  • International orders of shoes can receive a credit or refund. If you wish to exchange please place an order for the new size and then return the original pair of shoes for a refund. If your order was not eligible for a refund, only credit, we will still refund upon receiving your return if you have purchased an alternate size of that item. Simply order the new size, open a return of a credit, and add a note in with your return stating you have reordered with the new order number included.
  • Items must be returned in as new condition fit for resale.
  • Makeup, intimates, some underwear, piercing jewellery, swimwear, herbs, hair dye or beauty products cannot be returned for health and hygiene reasons.
  • Final Sale Items cannot be returned. These items are clearly labelled on the product page in red lettering so you know you are about to grab an amazing bargain, but you will need to choose carefully!
  • If you have a problem with an item we will always work with you to resolve it fairly. Please read the section below "I got my order and something's wrong". When you have a major problem with a product, you have the right to ask for your choice of a replacement, store credit, or refund.

Easy 30 Day Returns

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